me at my highschool reunion
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
♡ when ur crush texts u cute things like “who is this” and “how did u get this number” ♡
what should i do on the plane
fuck the plane
im gonna fuck the plane
i love this conversation haha
Freaks and geeks ❤️
Oh my flipping christ.
Okay usually when I read things online I tend to keep a general poker face no matter what happens but reading this I just went like “NO”
WHAT EVEN IS THIS???
oh my…what did i just read??????
THAT POOR MAN
Who let the trolls out?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WHO THE FUCK ROLLS UP THEIR TAMPONS AND PUT THEM IN THE FREEZER WHAT THE FUCK
Are we just going to forget about this girl?
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
if you say you didnt read this in their voices, you’re lying to yourself
Guys like my dad make me not want to get married or have kids. Fucking hates guys. Good bye.